this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away
well guess who’ll be signing up at the gym today